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Written by James Grayson, on 11-22-2006

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ImageToday is a day when most people travel to spend time with their families, eat lots of food, drink lots of beer or wine, watch football, eat more food, drink more, pass out for a little nap, then wake up and start all over again. Thanksgiving is a day when carnivores eat a big fat juicy bird, vegetarians eat a tofurkey, and picky eater children get peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. That was me when I was a kid. Here is a little poem for you to share with your family today. Don't worry, it's okay to read this one out loud in front of the kids.

The time of year has come again

To be thankful for the things in our lives

Our sons and daughters, mothers and fathers

Our husbands and our wives

Let’s not forget about the little things

We are thankful for on this day

Like the Dallas Cowboys playing this year

A losing team from Tampa Bay

While sitting around catching up with the family

Talk about life at your child’s preschool

But remember the times that were really funny

Not the times when they broke the golden rule

When your plate is clean and you go back for seconds

Don’t worry about the extra pounds

At this point thirds will be looking real good

Yep, that’s your stomach making those sounds

Take a break and relax on the couch

Your grandpa will already be there

Half asleep but nobody knows how

With all the kids running and screaming in here

If the game is a blowout; your favorite team winning

Go outside for a game of catch

You’ll find your uncles and cousins tossing the football

Getting ready for this year’s rematch

When your meal finally settles and you go back in

Looking for grandma’s chocolate cake

Think about eating the pie instead

Hmmm…maybe later if you are still awake

Another day of thanks will come to an end

As your aunt packs up food from the buffet

Some of the best leftovers to enjoy again later

A little bit of turkey... tofurkey... and PB&J.

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