Quirkee Voices
From the Mouths of Babes
Conversations With Boys | Conversations With Boys |
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| Written by Piper of Love | |
| Thursday, 21 August 2008 | |
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Noah is making obnoxious noises in the car: 'Nah, nah, nee, naww, neh, nah, neeee.'
January 2008
The three of us were watching America's Funniest Home Videos together while we eat dinner. It was the one where they name the Funniest Video of All Time. The winner was that video with the identical quadruplet babies, who are laying on their mom laughing together... it really is the funniest one of all time. When Tom Bergeron announced that they won a quarter of a million dollars, I said 'WOW, that's awesome!' and as the grateful parents broke down in tears, I said 'Now they can send their kids to college!'
May 2008 Tonight Jackson called himself a 'bottle baby'... he was being silly. I told him that he was never a bottle baby. He looked at me funny, and I elaborated. I told him that he never once drank out of a bottle, because I fed him for 11 months, until he figured out the sippy cup and dumped me. He was still confused. So I explained to him that he was breastfed. (I was surprised that he didn't remember this) He said 'so, you have little cows inside your body?' I laughed and told him that he drank 'mothers milk.' He looked at me, his face twisted, and he said, 'that's the grossest thing I've ever heard!'
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