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I'm not even sure how to lead into this first news item for this week. It's just too... creepy. According to an article on nj.com, "A man employed by hospitals in Teaneck and Summit has been charged with having sex with a 92-year-old woman's corpse at the Teaneck facility." Anthony Merino, 24, of Manhattan, was arrested Sunday morning after security personnel at Holy Name Hospital observed him engaging in sexual activity with the body in the hospital morgue, authorities said. He was charged with desecrating human remains, a second-degree offense, Bergen County Prosecutor John Molinelli said in a written statement. OK... ok... this is a young guy. And I remember being young and lonely and desperate at times in my 20s. The dating scene sucks. But come on, a 92-year-old corpse? And you know she doesn't smell like roses. How desperate do you have to be where having sex with a corpse is a better option than masturbating?

It's always difficult to get up the energy to dress in a costume for Halloween. When you have little kids like I do, everything involved with getting them ready and the house ready just sucks all of the energy out of me. But if I really wanted to dress in a SCARY costume, the unanimous choice is clear: Hillary! According to an article on app.com, "Once again, Hillary Rodham Clinton leads in a poll. This time, she was top choice when people were asked which major 2008 presidential candidate would make the scariest Halloween costume." 37 percent in an A.P. survey this month chose New York Sen. Clinton, the front-runner among Democratic presidential contenders. Fourteen percent selected former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who leads Republicans in national polls. While a predictable two-thirds of Republicans picked her, she also was the choice of 18 percent of Democrats. That's 18 percent of her OWN party that thought she'd make the scariest costume. Doesn't say much for her, does it?

The "You Suck as a Parent" Award this week goes to Robert Montoya, 52, of Santa Fe, New Mexico. According to this article, Robert was driving drunk over 100mph with three teenagers in the back seat of his car, two of them his own daughters. Well, they got fed up with his erratic drunk driving and called 911. Here's a transcript form the 911 call:

Caller (crying): "Dad!"

Male Voice: "You guys are the ones that got me going this way."

Caller: "We didn't have any....drinking and speeding, Dad, pull over!"

The police finally ended the ride for the parental award winner. "Mr. Montoya has five previous DWI arrests," Santa Fe County Sheriff Greg Solano said. Solano said Montoya admitted to drinking a six-pack of beer while waiting for the girls at a pumpkin patch. A closed can of beer was found in the vehicle. Solano said officers could not complete a sobriety test on Montoya because he could not stand without falling down. Montoya is charged with one count of DWI and three counts of abandonment or abuse of a child. And he receives this week's "You Suck as a Parent" Award.

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Posted by J.T. Ryder, on 01-12-2008, 1. ... Ahh...necrophilia...the overwhelming urge to crack open a cold one!   » Report this Comment to the site administrators » Reply to this Comment...