 Nothing is better at relieving stress than a nice massage by a professional masseuse. But you have to admit, in a certain scenario, it might be kind of "arousing." So, if the pleasure button is accidentally pushed, please be careful with what you say. It might get awkward. Here is the Top 10 Inappropriate Things to Say to Your Legitimate Masseuse:
1. "Did you feel that? I felt that."
2. "Where's the menu?"
3. "I had Mexican food for lunch. Sorry."
4. "And I got THIS scar from a hooker that turned out to be a dude."
5. "Okay, now I'll do YOU!"
6. "Duck, duck, GOOSE! now run!"
7. "Would you mind if I kept my socks on... my penis?"
8. "I really like to be spanked."
9. "Body shots?"
10. "I just dropped acid, so this might get weird..."
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