 That's right, we suck! According to an article posted on MSNBC , "Polar bears and hippos have joined the ranks of species threatened with extinction from climate change, unregulated hunting, habitat destruction and other man-made dangers." We should be ashamed of ourselves. Our "drive a dually, hunt for animals for fun, and drill for oil in Alaska" culture is harming the ones that deserve it the least: these cute polar bears. I bet if this polar bear mom could contemplate what humans are doing to her home, she'd maul us all.
Look out Elizabeth Taylor or Jennifer Lopez. According to an article posted on CNN , "A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman, saying mutual respect and friendship had turned to love." Love? Sure. She's practical a pedophile. "The report did not say if any of [the woman's] previous 20 husbands are still alive." I would hope, for their sake, that they're not.
The new TOOL album comes out May 2. I recommend you get it. Vicarious and The Pot rock!
I watched Walk the Line last weekend with my wife and we are both in agreement that Joaquin was ripped off at the Oscars. He was awesome! Now, I know Philip Seymour Hoffman is a great actor and all (check him out in Punch Drunk Love) and it must have been somewhat hard to step into Capote's shoes but come on... Joaquin completely embodies Johnny Cash. I mean, he even sings all the songs and sounds just like Johnny Cash. So Joaquin, if this is any consolation, I know Johnny is smiling down on you right now. You were great!
I know a lot of you think Sam Cassell of the Los Angeles Clippers has the biggest huevos in the world. But I beg to differ. My friends, watch Stephen Colbert roast the president. Mr. Colbert has the biggest huevos in the world. And I thank him for that.
And finally, according to an article on MSNBC , "A Pakistani woman beheaded her husband, chopped up his body and dumped the dismembered parts in a sewerage drain after he announced plans to take a fourth wife." But there's more. "Police said Majeeda Khatoon killed her husband, a well-off building contractor, while he was asleep, and cut his body into seven pieces with the help of two male relatives..." Two male relatives? Can you imagine the question she posed to those cousins? Hey guys, either one of you have a saw I can borrow? By the way, can you help me with a little project???
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