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Our friend Nathan in Michigan innocently asked us how we came up with our Top 7 lists. So, like pulling the curtain back to reveal the Wizard, we allowed him to join in our brainstorming session for this week's Top 7 list. Unfortunately, a Top 7 list was not produced. But hilarity ensued. Here's the transcript from our Top 7 brainstorming session. Prepare to be consumed by the genius involved...

• Quirkee James : Top 7 Drinks To Not Order On a Date
• Quirkee James : Harvey Wallbanger
• Quirkee James : Rusty Nail
• cosmostool : Screaming Orgasm
• matt : Pennsylvania Pussy Poofer
• cosmostool : Hairy Navel
• Quirkee James : Blow Job
• Quirkee James :
• Quirkee James : Strawberry Daq
• cosmostool : um, matt... is that a drink or a disease?
• matt : Slow Comfortable Screw
• scott : Seabreeze
• matt : both, i think.
• cosmostool : just asking, i've never been to pennsylvania
• scott : duck fart
• matt : Stool Sample.
• cosmostool : white zin spritzer
• scott : stool sample???
• matt : just sayin'...
• Quirkee James :
• cosmostool :
• Quirkee James : Sprite
• matt : chocolate milk
• cosmostool : urine
• scott : YooHoo
• Quirkee James :
• matt : elbow grease
• Quirkee James : urine?
• scott : Urine Spritzer
• Quirkee James : there goes another 10 minutes.....
• cosmostool : cat piss, microwave a shot of tequia and scitch
• matt : guinea pig hiney nectar
• scott : dog butt cheese
• cosmostool : hehe, nectar
• Quirkee James :
• scott :
• scott : i have tears pouring out my eyes!!!
• matt : tuna smoothie.
• scott : in a good way
• cosmostool : i heard that
• Quirkee James : I can't stop laughing
• scott : me neither
• cosmostool : my face hurts
• Quirkee James :
• matt : i'm rolling.
• cosmostool : dog's lookin at me funny
• Quirkee James : don't blame your fart on the dog
• scott : can we make a top 7 out of that?
• cosmostool : she wants a spritzer
• matt : screw it. cut and paste the chat and send that bitch to print!
• Quirkee James :
• cosmostool : hells yeah
• Quirkee James :

And that is how our genius brainstorm sessions work. Voila!

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