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Taking a shower anywhere but your home, particularly in a public place, can be a somewhat awkward situation. But what's even worse is if you have become acquaintances with these people, say at the gym or your neighborhood swimming pool, and the next thing you know you're staring at nakedness that was better left clothed. Whatever you do, try not to stare. And here are the Top 7 Worst Things to Say in the Shower at the Gym.

1. "I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout."
2. "Would you mind dropping your soap for me, please?"
3. "Yes, it's my poop and no, I'm not sorry."
4. "Tag... You're it!"
5. "Did you know urine clears up athlete's foot?"
6. "They don't call you 'The Widowmaker' for nothing. Oops, did I say that out loud?"
7. "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

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