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Written by James Grayson, Matt Sadler, and Scott Semegran, on 08-02-2007

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speed_limit.jpgDriving 55 mph in a school zone? Shame on you. We've all heard of techniques you can use to get out of a traffic ticket: tell the cop your mother just died, show some cleavage, etc. But what should you NOT say to a traffic cop? Sometimes, it's just better to keep your mouth shut. Here are the Top 7 Things You Can Say That Won't Get You Out of a Speeding Ticket:
  1. "Officer, I have two tickets to Elmo on Ice. Let me go and they're yours!"
  2. "No I don't know how fast I was going. You expect me to drive, hold my beer, smoke a joint, AND watch my speedometer?"
  3. "I would have slowed down but I thought you wanted to race."
  4. "Oh yeah? Well I don't think you have the BALLS to give me a ticket!"
  5. "C'mon, let's arm wrestle for it. If you win I get a ticket."
  6. "I only go "number two" at my house and I was 30 seconds away from a disaster... scratch that. I just crapped my pants."
  7. "Speed limits are just another way for The Man to keep me down. Screw you, pig!"

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