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Issue Number 115: August 28, 2008
| From The Mouths of Babes |
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Why You Should Buy Me a Nice, New Vehicle
I am not a fan of practical driving.
Stick me in my car with the moonroof open and the windows
down, music blasting, my foot on the gas, ALONE (“I can pretend I’m
single and childless?”), and w...
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| World-Colored Glasses |
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Gabba Gabba, We Accept You!
Gabba gabba hey, gabba gabba hey!
“Man,” I thought. “What cool kids I've got.” They were sitting in the living room engrossed in what I thought was a rock-u-mentary chronicling the storied punk ro...
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| Accidental Comic |
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Nuntheless
I don't understand people who open their daily paper and get depressed.
Not when there's always some story that is just quirky enough to make all but
the most hardened cynics crack a smile.
Ta...
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| Sports Junkie |
 | Longhorn Time
As the Texas Longhorns gear up for this Saturday's home opener do not be fooled by the unfamiliar name of their opponent. Florida
Atlantic is a legitimate opponent, who is favored to win the Sun Bel...
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| 1000 Miles From Nowhere |
 | Feel Free To Move About The Stage
I need a raise - not because I want more money, but because I want to work less. As a self-employed comedian, that goal is somewhat obtainable. To put it quite simply, all my life, I've wanted to do...
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| Thoughts from the Booth |
 | Elegy
Elegy (2008) Director - Isabel Coixet; Starring - Ben Kingsley,
Penélope Cruz, Patricia Clarkson, Dennis Hopper, Deborah Harry, Peter
Saarsgard; Screenplay - Nicholas Meyer from the novel The Dying ...
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| Guy Walks Into a Bar |
 | Not Very Important
We went to a hot sauce festival.
In Texas.
In August.
With the rest of the morons who couldn’t seem to get enough torture from the Texas heat in August..
Here is some perspective if you’ve...
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| Great Indoors |
 | Horny
Let's everybody
put our little fingers in our ears and feel around in there. Do you feel a bone
sticking out? I do. At the age of 32, I'm growing an antler. Some people worry
about hair growing in ...
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| The Back Wall |
 | The Notwist and More
The
Notwist - The Devil, You + Me (In The Red)
buy now cd buy now vinyl
The Notwist's follow-up to the much heralded Neon Golden does not
disappoint. The Devil, You + Me is a more subtle, ...
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