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Issue Number 111: July 31, 2008
| Guy Walks Into a Bar |
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The Cellphone and the Damage Done
I have become convinced that my cell phone and my cocktails are conspiring against me.
Taken by themselves they are both harmless and even useful. If I
talk to people on the phone while sober, I d...
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| From the Mouth of Babes |
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I Throw Rocks?
Your neighbors – they can be your best friends or your worst
enemies. They can even be total
strangers to you, which may, sometimes, be for the best. I never really understood what it was like to
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| Sports Junkie |
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The Wrigley Field Experience
When it comes to baseball, I cheer for three teams: the Texas Rangers, the Houston Astros and whoever is playing the New York Yankees... ba da bump bump. I'm kidding; the team I cheer for when the As...
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| Great Indoors |
 | A Philosophy on Aging
As I was getting
my hair cut recently I looked down at the tufts of silver hair on the barber's
bib and thought in disgust, "They could have shaken that old man's hair off
before they put this thin...
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| Accidental Comic |
 | Don't Do the Math
I remember when my medicine chest was full of fun stuff like perfume,
eyeliner, and Rolling Stones concert tickets I was hiding from my parents. Today though, it's mostly full of
lotions and crea...
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| 1,000 Miles from Nowhere |
 | Operation Laughter Complete
To Whom It May Concern:
Happy Independence Day from Guantanamo Bay! Tonight, the folks in charge of pyrotechnics get to strut their stuff! I am here with three other comics, and as of our third...
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| From the Vault |
 | The Rules of the Game
Is it better to challenge convention or embrace it?
This question was at the core of a spirited argument I had
recently with a close friend. We were
discussing a film we had both seen that enc...
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