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Issue Number 97: April 24, 2008
| Will You Be My Guru? |
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How to Sweat the Small Stuff
Oh, vanity.
I have naturally curly hair. This is brilliant because, of course, the whole trick to curls is don't touch them. Shower, apply product, don't do a damn thing. I haven't touched a hair ...
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| Sports Junkie |
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Capitol 10K
As I crossed the finish line of the Austin, Texas "Schlotzky's Annual 5K Bun Run", I smiled to myself, because I finished the race in a respectable time and I felt no pain. It
may not seem like much...
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| Guy Walks Into a Bar |
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The Story of Us
Next Wednesday, my wife will turn 40. Therefore, Birthday Week
, will commence this Wednesday. She has somehow managed to
successfully argue that because of the gravity of her impending age,
this y...
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| Video |
 | Where Easter Eggs REALLY Come From
Where do Easter eggs REALLY come from? Let's find out, boys and girls! I know, Easter is already past and you recently just got over the indigestion from all of the chocolate you ate. But I know you h...
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| Accidental Comic |
 | The Conversation
I had to call my health insurance company the other day because in a
previous lifetime I must have done something awful and it was time for karmic
retribution. Here, to the best of my recollection...
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| SXSW 2008 |
 | Making the Matador
Though I am Hispanic by birth, my grasp on my culture can at
best be called nearly non-existent.
Though I was born and grew up in El Paso, TX, I had next to no cause to
venture over the border, an...
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| Great Indoors |
 | Buzzards Ripped My Flesh
Here's the true
and very interesting story of our trip up to Northern Michigan involving the
solar eclipse, turkey buzzards, and an overflowing toilet.
My wife Barbara
and I drove up to Northe...
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| Because I Said So |
 | Augusta or Bust! - Continued
Here I am on the pristine grounds of Augusta National Golf Course fumbling with my camera that just a few minutes earlier was auto focusing without a problem. I went through all of the menus that had ...
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