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Issue Number 68: September 27, 2007
| Guy Walks Into a Bar |
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Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
A couple of years ago I accidentally became a cruise ship comedian. I never wanted to be one. Most of them are regarded with disdain by other comedians. Being a comedian that only plays cruise ships i...
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| ACL Fest 2007 |
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Dax Riggs
This year at ACL Fest, I
was given the opportunity to interview Dax Riggs, former singer of Deadboy and
the Elephantmen. Last year, Deadboy created some rumblings at the festival and
after listenin...
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| Sports Junkie |
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Fantasy Football
As a new football season kicks off, fans around the country
that don't live in Atlanta are excited because it's a new year and dreams of
their team going to a Super Bowl are dancing in their heads. ...
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| Thoughts from the Booth |
 | Trade
Trade (2007) Director - Marco Kreuzpaintner; Starring _ Kevin
Kline, Paulina Gaitan, Cesar Ramos, Alicja Bachleda-Curus, Linda Emond, Marco
Perez, Kate del Castillo; Screenplay - Jose Rivera from a ...
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| Oddball |
 | Let Oprah Vote For You!
Have you had your vote pledged for you yet? You may have and just not know it. I know the election is a year away, and nobody with anything going on in their lives gives a rat's ass about how Iowa o...
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| The Politiker |
 | The Long March
Recently, an acquaintance asked if I would be able to help
him and his wife move. He told me that
a moving company would take care of all the hernia-inducing heavy stuff and
that all we would have...
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| Accidental Comic |
 | Real Men Don't Eat Tofu
Forget Mad Cow and e-coli in spinach. The latest food recall has the potential
to affect tens, if not, hundreds of people. First they came for the beef and
chicken, then the spinach and lettuce, and...
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| What's the Matter With Mommy? |
 | What Are You Going To Be?
I think there should be
Halloween costumes for Moms. Here are the ideas I am going to send in to the
Halloween Express catalog for their consideration:
Drunk Raffi
Comes with vomit-encrusted fak...
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| In the News |
 | R.I.P Ornamental Pond Duck
In my neighborhood, there's a pond a couple of houses down
from my house where hundreds of ducks live and breed. Our neighborhood loves
the ducks and several neighbors take buckets of food down ther...
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| Great Indoors |
 | Looking to Feed Somebody
So far it's been an uneventful summer. The biggest thing that happened was
that one day at work the zipper on my pants broke and I had to walk around the
office with my fly open. I couldn't just sta...
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