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Issue Number 62: August 16, 2007
| Great Indoors |
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The Indoors Horoscope IV
Find out what's in the stars for you
Aries (March 21-April
19)
A lunchroom dispute with a
co-worker over a pack of Splenda ends in your humiliation in a USA Today news story. Your intoxica...
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| Guy Walks Into a Bar |
 | The Unhappy Little Computer.
(Matt Sadler has the week off. This week's article was written by Matt Sadler's computer.)
Hello. I'm happy to help you shoot around cyberspace at lightning fast
speeds. Together we can locate a...
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| Double Feature |
 | sex, lies, & videotape / Secretary
If as they say, most every straight man's ultimate sexual
fantasy is a threesome with two women, I might surprise more than a few of my
friends with my choices were I to name who I'd like my "cinema...
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| Oddball |
 | Easy Does It
As anyone knows who has done it, moving is one of life's painful experiences, right behind giving birth or being set up on a blind date with a tractor salesman. Moving involves lifting boxes that weig...
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| What's the Matter With Mommy? |
 | The Children's Learning Institute
Professor Emeritus: Dennis the
Menace
Professors: Bam-Bam Rubble, Calvin and Hobbes, Eddie Haskell
Senior Lecturers: PigPen, Lucy VanPelt and Max from Where the Wild Things
Are
Guest Lecturers: E...
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| Video |
 | Mario DiGiorgio
Mario DiGiorgio is an Austin, TX comic originally from New Jersey. He is a very nice guy who also happens to be balls-out funny. His comedy appeals to a wide audience as he is extremely deft at making...
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| Accidental Comic |
 | I've Been Everywhere, Man
I've spent a lot of time on the road lately. Well, not literally. I don't drink
that much. At least not since last Thursday.
But I have spent a lot of time on freeways driving hither and yon. Hi...
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| The Back Wall |
 | Justice and more
Justice -
Cross (Vice)
buy now
Oh my gawd it's finally here, and you are like totally freaking out, and you
love techno music so much now, cause it's freaking kewl dude. I kid, I kid, but
you k...
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| Mr. Grieves #102 |
 | Mr. Grieves #102
Rehearsal for the Austin Community Center's play rendition of the movie "When Harry Met Sally."...
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