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Issue Number 50: May 24, 2007
| What's the Matter With Mommy? |
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WHAT Did You Just Call Me??
The other night I was reading a book about starfish to my
youngest. As we counted the starfish's fingers or whatever they are, he
corrected me.
"Mom, they're not called starfish anymore. They a...
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| Accidental Comic |
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Here Today, God Tomorrow
When I heard that Jerry Fallwell died in his office at Liberty
University last week, my first
thought emerged in the form of a cartoon. The problem is I can't draw - my
stick figures look like para...
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| Oddball |
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Roughly Translated
Like many Americans, I am fluent in only one language: Amurikan. Despite the growing international belief that Americans are as dumb as a stick, our own unique language is no picnic to master. It h...
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| Guy Walks Into a Bar |
 | Sooner or Later
I just did a week in Oklahoma City and boy, is my career tired.
I don't have anything against the city, per se.
There is a big rivalry between Oklahoma and Texas, where I live with regard t...
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| Great Indoors |
 | Hello, I Must Be Going
When you're leaving,
I'm not going to hug you, cry and whisper "I'm no good at good-byes"
like they do on TV. I'm very good at good-byes. From me you'll get a
wave and a simple "so long" with maybe...
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| In The News |
 | Don't Drink and Drive Your Wheelchair
Drinking alcohol and driving a car is a huge problem in the United
States, let alone the rest of the world. But
have you ever gotten drunk and ridden a bicycle? How about a wheelchair???
According ...
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| Double Feature |
 | Alien / The Descent
Dallas: "Do you remember what happened on the
planet?"
Kane: "Just some horrible dream about...smothering."
The monsters that lurked under my
bed and in my closet as a kid were facehugge...
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| The Back Wall |
 | Hex Dispensers and more
Hex
Dispensers - S/T (Alien Snatch! Records)
buy now
Hey it's like a Beerland all-star team! Alex Cuervo from This Damn Town
, Blacktop , Gospel Swingers etc.,
Tom Kodiak of The Kodiaks , This...
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